Oreofe, Abimbola, those would be my names for you, your father and grandparents will give you the rest
dont worry, they will not give you names like "fragrance, majela, promise, endurance" trust me your daddy has good taste.
my dear child, how are you? i know you have not been created yet because it is not yet time, but dont worry in the next 7-8 years you would be here with me God willing.
i dont know you yet, but trust me i am already in love with you.. i dont even know how that is possible. first and foremost i want you to know that i would love you soooo much and i would care for you and do anything i can to make you happy, and i will stand by you in every decision you make.
baby mi, i know you will be a cry cry baby like me, but pls do not over do it oo, ehen i am warning you now sha.
i will breast feed you well oo, but after a while you will be on cerelac and all that milk P. shhhhh ehn i should breast u for 2 yrs ni? ahnahn you want me to have slippers breast ni? dont you know i will still have ur brother and sister. stop whinning jor?
you and your diaper would be like 5&6 till you are 2 yrs old after that u shall be wearing kpata.
when you are ill and toothing i will be strong for you, trust be i would be feeling your pain, when you have catarh i will suck it 4 u<heheh did i hear yuck>.
i will tell u bed time stories, your daddy will sing you to bed, he is the singer. when you wake up in the middle off the night i might not answer you, so cry harder so daddy will pick you up and change ur pampers.. hahhahha oh yes..
i would have to drop u at the day care after a while, because i have to go back to work. gats make money you know.
i would help you when you start walking but u gats be careful oo if u fall ehnn, ok im just joking now.
i will follow you to school on your first day of schol, i will pack ur lunch box everyday, promise you would never be hungry.
i will help you with your home work everyday, and make sure u are asleep at 8pm after saying your prayers.
i will scold you when you are naughty, i will tell you to kneel down and raise up ur hands, i will give u ABARA when you annoy me, ehn if u want tell ur daddy thats ur business.
we would go on summer vacations as a family every year, but if you dont do well in school u shall sit at home and do lesson, but i trust u u gats be an EFIKO. hahaha i always came first and so did ur dad ( yimu) i never came first infact i was an olodo in primary school. but no i wouldnt tell u that.
i will buy you fist step bra for you, and i will talk to you about boys ( yes if a boy touches you, u will get pregnant) hahahahhaa. i will kill chicken when u start ur period( they didnt even do anything 4 me sef)
i will let you go out but u have to tell us where you would be, and no you would not be going 4 every party.
(to be continued later )
excuse every gbagaun, i have no plan on re-reading this post now
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